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 Flavor of Love 2, Ep. 9: Curling Iron of Death Nicole  
 2006-10-02 17:26:30       
Television A new day dawns at the Flavor of Love mansion where we are down to three girls: Delishus, New York, and Krazy. New York is in her curlers and all the other girls are in their PJ’s when they get a Flavogram saying that today will be family reunion day. Krazy and Delishus start jumping around (and almost hug in excitement!) but New York is withdrawn (WTF?!?!?!? Who knew New York could be withdrawn?). She tells us in a confessional that Flav and her mom don’t get along and she’s nervous about what her mom will think about her being on the show again.

Everyone runs upstairs to get ready for the parents. New York continues applying make-up while Delishus is cleaning the room the two of them share. Delishus clearly intends to have her parents stay in this room. New York observes Delishus cleaning and makes some really bad comments, like: Delishus is a slave, I am her master, it’s nice to know Delishus is good for something, etc. New York comes out to thank (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) Delishus for cleaning the room she’ll be staying with her parents in. Delishus gets really, really mad and the two start yelling at each other. New York goes back into the bathroom and Delishus picks up New York’s curling iron and threatens her with it. Who knew a curling iron could be considered a lethal weapon?

The parents start to arrive, and Delishus’ Mom and Dad arrive first. They look like very nice, ordinary people. Oh, except that Mrs. Delishus has a tower of shiny, unmoving hair on the top of her head. It’s some sort of bouffant that jets about a foot and a half up from her head. (At the end of the episode, New York comments on Mrs. Delishus’ hair, saying: “Kudos to you, Mrs. Delishus. I didn’t know people could grow plastic hair.”) Flav seems to immediately like Mr. and Mrs. Delishus, who in turn seem to like him too. In fact, Mr. Delishus was about ten seconds away from asking for an autograph—that’s how starstruck he was.

Krazy’s Mom and Grandmom are next. I immediately get the ‘fish out of water’ vibe from them, as both are blonde and, well, extremely white. However, they soon reveal themselves to be good time girls and immediately head for the bar after some sweet introductions with Flav.

Finally, it’s the moment we have all been waiting for: the reappearance of Mrs. New York. In a black leather cowboy hat, tons of make-up and loads of jewelry, Mrs. New York comes storming into the mansion (Mr. New York, the silent yet intriguing husband of this nutcase is following, silently, two steps behind). Mrs. New York’s greeting to her daughter goes something like this: “You look great. What the heck are you doing here?” Flav steps in and tries to soothe the visibly angry Mrs. New York, but she is having no part of it. She starts the yelling/shoving method of communication which seems to be an inherited trait, and Flav has to call Big Rick off of her. Eventually, Flav gets tired of being attacked, so he throws her out of the house. New York follows her mom out (curiously, Mr. New York is no where to be seen. I suspect he would rather drink with Flav than listen to his wife and daughter bitch). New York calms her down and they return to the house where New York tries to convince her mother that she is truly in love with Flav and he is a good person. While Mrs,. New York is not buying this at all, she agrees to stay, if only to convince New York to come back home with her.

Flav has planned a little surprise meal for all the families. He brings six of his kids and two of his grandkids out into the backyard where the families are having lunch. He tells us that his kids have been instructed to feel the girls out and help him decide who is best for their dad. The kids, who are pretty much cute across the board but have some weird names like ‘Disina’ (Designer), immediately start grilling the contestants. Delishus tells two of the daughters that she’s not an actress or model, she’s just trying to be herself. Krazy is out-thought by two teenagers. And New York informs a group of kids ranging in age from about ten to twenty that she is, indeed, the HBIC, queen in charge, and she loves their dad. Mrs. New York pulls her daughter away, into the house, where she says she has a terminal illness. Apparently, New York can recognize made up drama bullmanure when she sees it, because she calls her mom out for making up a lie to take her home. Mrs. New York says, yes, it was a lie. They return to the party. Flav takes his kids inside and asks for their opinion. They think Krazy is fake, Delishus is genuine and New York is bossy, cocky and crazy. Then they head off for their respective mothers.

Each family will now get a date with Flav (which is a little perverted if you ask me, but . . .). The Delishus’ are up first. Flav, in formal gear, takes them to a magic show where . . . surprise, surprise . . . Flav is called on stage to do some tricks and he chooses Delishus as his assistant. Awwww . . . it’s almost cute. There is absolutely no conflict during this date and everyone has a smashing time.

Meanwhile, back at the mansion, the Krazy’s have decided to celebrate with some dancing and booze. For some strange reason (okay, maybe not that strange), Mr. New York is up partying with them. Of course, Mrs. New York even hears someone having a good time, so she must immediately appear to suck the fun out of the situation. She storms downstairs and starts screaming at Krazy that the party is too loud. Krazy screams right back, and Mr. New York steps in to try and calm his wife down. Turns out, this is impossible, and she eventually leaves the room still screaming with her husband following her. Drama, drama, drama.

The next morning, Krazy, her mom and her grandmom are taken for makeovers. Flav has the limo waiting for them. In the limo, Grandma Krazy starts grilling Flav about his criminal background, which is quite extensive. Flav makes it into a big joke which seems to soothe the Krazy’s, and then utters the most profound sentence ever heard on this show: “Yeah, I was in Rikers, but now I’m on your TV.” I still can’t explain why this man is famous. Flav takes the Krazy’s to an ethnic beauty salon where all three girls receive cornrows. I must agree with Flav, who was dutifully impressed when even Grandma Krazy was down for it. While at the beauty salon, Krazy starts making out with Flav and makes everyone kind of uncomfortable. But all in all, a nice date.

Last up is the Family New York. Flav has, wisely, decided that the freakshow that is Mrs. New York probably won’t be too stable outside of the mansion, so he’s brought in food. He asks Mrs. New York to come down for dinner in fifteen minutes, but of course she leaves the waiting for two hours. When she finally appears, she deems the food gross and only takes a piece of fried chicken. She then starts to grill Flav, particularly about who is William Drayton the man. Flav shows her that he can be serious and answers her questions. Meanwhile, New York is chain-smoking at the table (gross!) and Mr. New York is happily, quietly enjoying is food. Mrs. New York leaves the table only convinced that she has to take her daughter home with her tonight.

Time for eliminations. The girls are waiting along with their families. First to get her clock is Delishus, for whom Flav also has very kind words to say about her parents. Then New York gets her clock and she’s overjoyed. Mrs. New York starts doing the “Hell no” eyeroll but Mr. New York looks very happy. Krazy is told her time is up because Flav doesn’t believe that she’s really here for him. Outside, Krazy (real name Heather) looks genuinely upset. But back inside the mansion, Flav and Mrs. New York have one more argument which Flav ends by promising to take good care of New York. Her mom finally relents and goes to give Flav a hug. But, alas, her weave gets stuck on the oversized cardboard crown he is wearing and she pulls away from him, crying, “Kill me now, kill me now.” The parents leave and New York and Delishus are celebrating, when we switch to a shot outside of the mansion were apparently, Mrs. New York has changed her mind.

Tune in two week to see if Mrs. New York really does drag her daughter out of the house by the weave or if both girls accompany Flav on a vacation to Belize.
 
 
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 NY_fan ( Guest ) 2006-10-02 23:42:22  

 
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I love New York. The show is clearly scripted as all reality shows. I definitely think New York makes the show. Why else would you watch it. She brings drama, I tune in just to see what she will say next. It is really funny how people will say mean, awfully cruel things about people on the internet but if faced with the same option in public would quickly withdraw their statements... 
 
 
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 GUEST ( Guest ) 2006-10-03 14:44:46  

 
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I don't know why I keep watching this show...I guess it's like a train wreck and people just can't look away. I almost fell off my chair laughing when Mrs.NY hair got stuck on that stupid crown Flav was wearing at elimination! Personally I'm rooting for Delishus because I think if NY wins she's going to jump Flav right there on camera....and I so do not want to see that on TV..... 
 
 
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 TVADDICT ( Guest ) 2006-10-03 17:22:53  

 
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Hah The show was sooooooooooo funny. Personally, however, as much as I LOOOOOOVE New York, I think Flav shoulda picked Krazy. Yeah she wants a singing career but she told him that from the get-go. I think she was genuine. Delishus, however, is kinda weird or something. She looks like a dude to me and those scars...c'mon...why not have them removed? Weird. 
 
 
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 shellybean 2006-10-03 23:39:24  
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I've decided that Flav will choose New York and next season will be Flavor of Love: New York in the house. Couldn't you imagine what that would be like? NY dealing with Flav's life and life style? All her drama? Oy that is the only way this "train wreck" can go on. Will I watch? Oh yeah! 
 
 
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 Nicole 2006-10-04 08:36:49  
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One other possibility for a spin-off:
new york gets second place again. Flav and Delishus live happily ever after (Flav has said publicly that he WON'T do Flavor of Love again). But New York gets her own dating show! Flavor of New York? A whole bunch of male bimbos competing for New York's affection. I'd watch it! 
 

 GUEST ( Guest ) 2006-10-04 10:49:39  

 
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personally, i like deelishis that chick is down to earth, notice you never saw bootz wack *talk crap to her but she did to everyone else. thats cause she knew she couldn't mess with my girl, with her tack-head ass. 
 
 
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 GUEST ( Guest ) 2006-10-04 12:16:47  

 
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I like New YOrk and I want her to win this time. Her and Flav had sex, and she really loves him. On the other hand, i wouldn't be dissapointed if deelishis wins. She deserves it. 
 
 
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 GUEST ( Guest ) 2006-10-04 14:53:10  

 
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I like New york, i didn't really like her in the first season, I just thought that she was a bitch and I didn't really believe that she liked Flav as much as she said she did. But to see her have the courage to come back on the show again really shows that she has true feelings for Flav. Yeah I think it's funny when I see all the drama who doesn't find drama hilarious, but still Flav could use someone he really likes and someone that really likes him not some bitch that says she likes him and then leaves him later on. i have seen Strange Love and Flavor of Love and I think it's about time that Flav finds someone who is true to him and someone he can spend the rest of his life with. someone that he will be happy to wake up next to every morning or someone that he can learn something new every day until the day they die. I just think that Flav has been looking for his true love for too long and * about time he finds it.
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 GUEST ( Guest ) 2006-10-04 15:16:06  

 
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i wanted krazy to win sooooooo bad! boricua, representttt! nys ugly and deelishis is even uglier, yuck! 
 
 
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 yoyo ( Guest ) 2006-10-04 20:38:05  

 
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Flav is dumb as heck if he let New York ugly man looking *stay. he needs deelishis. But then again when u think about it he dont deserve her. but who am i  
 
 
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 shellybean 2006-10-04 22:09:53  
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I'm with ya Nicole. I'd watch NY in her own reality show. And he would have to get Mrs. NY approval! 
 
 
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 GUEST ( Guest ) 2006-10-06 09:36:28  

 
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I think Delicious should win. Flav kides think she cool, and a lot of other people. I honestly think he was wrong for bringing New York back on the show. 
 
 
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 GUEST ( Guest ) 2006-10-09 00:18:07  

 
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I think that delicious should have hit that bitch wiht the curling iron!! But then agin not because she would have got put off and i want her to win!! new yorks abitchand she should have went home to her momma!! 
 
 
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 GUESTvon ( Guest ) 2006-10-09 11:49:41  

 
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i truly hope mrs new york,,,takes her daughter and run as fast back to (wereever)....she is sicking,,,and flav is to (presious)for that.... 
 
 
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 msclay1 ( Guest ) 2006-10-09 18:31:26  

 
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i think flav belongs with New York not only is she is real she was honest about who she felt was really there for him not knowing that he wanted her to stay i think Dee is beautiful also but is she really there for him or just to win she played krazy but why not noone was there to be friends anyway. some people might think NY is full of drama but i say shes fighting for flavs attention. and shes willing to just chill and kick it with only him shes cute and the problem is there are too many haters in sauce so hats off too Ms Queen Bee if she has to go home then its not meant to be. 
 
 
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 resse ( Guest ) 2006-10-09 19:17:30  

 
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youkow what any thing ya say about newyork ya some haters she may have been stupid but obodys perfect
and iam not trying to take sides but i thik if ya was new
york ya wouldnt wat any body talkig behind ya backs.
thats all i want to say i just wanted to put that out all
the haters and backers. 
 
 
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 Anthony ( Guest ) 2006-10-09 22:15:31  

 
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what the f*** is wrong wit yall? N.Y. is so stupid!!! N why da heck Buckwild left off the show all becuz that bitch got voted back on. I see it like this: Why would he bring her back when HE KNOW she is so fake and plus she had her turn last season....dat DUMB BITCH! Now Deelishis dats my nigga she just bein her no wanna acheive a goal, just her!!! and I pray she win... GO DEELISHIS!!!! 
 
 
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 GUEST ( Guest ) 2006-10-10 00:59:18  

 
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new york is a loose woman!!!! deelishis is definitely going to win!! 
 
 
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 Jahdam ( Guest ) 2006-10-10 10:55:44  

 
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I heard that Flav picked New York and they will have a reality show about their love life and its about to start filming, so stay tune there is more of NY to see. basically I have had enough. 
 
 
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 CHUBBYAMAZON ( Guest ) 2006-10-10 17:55:12  

 
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i hope that he picks new york because she has always been very much real to him. deelishus is hiding alot of stuff from flav. she did not tell flav that she has a child. she is also doing nude modeling eyecandymodeling.com. and last but not least, she lied to flav kids about being on the show for her modeling career.she was on the radio on hot 97fm telling the radio cast that she is on the show to further her career. if flav picks her, he is making another foolish mistake!!!  
 
 
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 GUEST ( Guest ) 2006-10-11 14:31:08  

 
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darnit deelishis betta win or else im emailing flav and asking him what the heck is wrong with him. 
 
 
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 Deelishes ( Guest ) 2006-10-12 16:29:27  

 
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I think that Deelishes should win because New York is not there for Flav. New Yorks mom does not even like Flav and Deelishes parents like him. Flavs children dont even like New York they said that she is so uptight and she does not even want to have that many children. 
 
 
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 GUEST ( Guest ) 2006-10-12 20:47:12  

 
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i think new york is goin to lose she is so ugly and i know shes a fake 
 
 
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 TREE ( Guest ) 2006-10-13 00:36:35  

 
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if flav pick new york he is so dumb that hoe is ugly, ghetto and at the end he will be looking so crazy because if she catch him in a bitch face the hoe might pull a left- eye and burn the house down. 
 
 
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 GUEST ( Guest ) 2006-10-13 16:15:38  

 
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its been revealed that dee wins and ny gets all emotional. 
 
 
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